What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Do women like watching men sucking men?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is so great about Jiraiya?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do you think there will ever be a movie that features a line such as “You graduated at the top of your class in liberal arts, we need your help”?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.